Oldness

Last night at an enthralling family party,I was asked where my boyfriend was."Erm,he's non-existent,"I replied,feeling quite ashamed.I seem to be the only member of my family over the age of 16 who's single these days.This makes me feel a bit old.My friend suggested once that we should be like them old women who live in a house with a thousand cats.I think that might have to happen.Unless of course,Dima Koldun fancies marrying a Europop-mad,common southerner,then I might be persuaded otherwise :)